Category: words
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Finish Your Collapse & Stay for Breakfast
Friend: Just talk to her, I mean you slept together. Him: Not like that. Friend: OK, so you shared a bed together, talking to her shouldn’t be such a big deal. I’m still surprised that nothing happened! Him: There’s a time and place. Friend: Oh shit! She coming towards you, I’m out. Him: Erm, I’d…
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Blackberryphilia (2010)… pt.3
previously… Me: Hey [beep]: (chewing) Hey. Me: Eh, it’s Coin. I’m so effing stressed. Calisto’s dead, like remember in Jennifer’s Body where Chip said his mum was catatonic like a zombie-mannequin-robot statue? Like that dead and what’s weird is that when he does come round, this really disturbing icon that’s not even in the manual shows. [beep]: (chewing) uh… Effing [beep]! Why’s…
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In Celebration of Women
Mother, wife, career-driven, call me multi-faceted. Gone are the days when we were confined, defined. Today I have the freedom to decide or not to decide. Today I have the freedom to choose or not to choose. Hi my name is Twenty First Century Woman and I am dimensional. This is a tribute and I…
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Blackberryphilia (2010)… pt. 2
catch up here Manual, manual, manual! Where are you? Ooh, The Diaries of Jane Somers – been looking for you, must read ’em again. Doris Lessing was too advanced! Geez, it’s cold! It wouldn’t be if… yeah! Oh wow, thought I returned that, oh well! Okay, why am I here? Oh, the manual! Ouch! Stupid thumbtacks. The box,…